Hello, I’m Loulou and I am a child (aged 15). I’m 5’4 girl with a mega short pixie cut and glistening poop-coloured eyes. My traits would be Artistic, Neurotic, Loner, Grumpy and Good Sense of Humour.
I’ve been simming since I was 7ish, ever since a friend of mine cranked up her ancient computer and whisked me away into the sweet abyss of autonomous smustle parties and obsessive bed-making.
Since then I have morphed into a socially inept primate-like creature, surviving mainly off cheesy wotsits and Stephen Fry novels (seriously, if you haven’t read Moab is my Washpot yet then you are doing an injustice to yourself and to society in general).
Hobbies include drawing, simming, avoiding children, sleeping, second-hand smoking and having panic attacks. Likes collar bones, cats, cheese on toast, Sherlock and Gerard Way’s bum. Dislikes mushrooms, feet, butterflies, volleyball and dirty fingernails. Cannot stand Katy Perry.